The Things That Are Said in My Apartment
- Alex: You can massage her with your dick.
- Tyler: Dick Masseuse. Check out what I can do with my balls!
- Alex: It's been done before. Simpsons did it.
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.
so does this make me a fucked up individual or
this is the best thing that ever happened.
This man is my hero. In every way.
it looks like you stitches pepperoni on yourself as nipples.
Well that’s a new and creative attempt at insulting me. Kudos!